SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any? If not then please find a list below catering for most tastes -
Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex with your partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone different - Go Compare
Sex on the phone - Direct Line
Sex with a fat bird - More Than
Sex with a hot bird - Privileged
Sex on the back seat - Sheila’s Wheels
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
Sex with an animal - Compare the Meerkat
Nice
But you missed
SEX On a Trackday - Taylor Henderson (only 6 per annum) & a massive excess
SEX in a tyre depot - Kwik Fit
SEX with more than 2 people - Admiral Multicar
SEX in a supermarket - Tesco’s, Sainsburys, Asda etc
SEX in a layby - AA Car insurance
SEX with an old person - SAGA
SEX while buying stamps - The Post Office
SEX for the first time - Virgin
Sex in a garage - no chance ChrisGT
Hetro Sex in a Normally Aspirated car - Churchill
Gay Sex in a Supercharge Car - Churchill
Turnip Sex - Norwich Union
Late Mate’s Sex - Scottish Widows
Benja
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Ooops…sorry luv sex - Swiftcover
Sex with random strangers. Co-operaaative
Accidental SEX - Claims Direct ? - No orgasm no fee ?
Hospital SEX - Bupa
Farm SEX - NFU Mutual
Squirrel SEX - NPI
ORAL SEX - Pearl (necklace)
Scouse SEX - Royal Liver
Royal SEX - Windsor Life
Swiss SEX - Zurich
LoL
Mate of mine caught me banging one off while sniffing his sisters knickers. Needless to say it made the rest of her funeral very uncomfortable…