Sex Insurance? (nlc)

SEX INSURANCE

Do you have any? If not then please find a list below catering for most tastes -

Sex with your wife - Legal and General

Sex with your partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone different - Go Compare

Sex on the phone - Direct Line

Sex with a fat bird - More Than

Sex with a hot bird - Privileged

Sex on the back seat - Sheila’s Wheels

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

Sex with an animal - Compare the Meerkat

I am fully comp

PMSL @ Gav :smiley:

No photos though :wink:

LOL, good one.

Nice :smiley:

But you missed

SEX On a Trackday - Taylor Henderson (only 6 per annum) & a massive excess

SEX in a tyre depot - Kwik Fit

SEX with more than 2 people - Admiral Multicar

SEX in a supermarket - Tesco’s, Sainsburys, Asda etc

SEX in a layby - AA Car insurance

SEX with an old person - SAGA

SEX while buying stamps - The Post Office

SEX for the first time - Virgin

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Chris

Sex in a garage - no chance ChrisGT

Hetro Sex in a Normally Aspirated car - Churchill
Gay Sex in a Supercharge Car - Churchill

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Animal Sex - NFU

Zoo Sex - Elephant

What, only a :slight_smile:

Not a :smiley:

Not even a :smiley:

:slight_smile: :smiley: :smiley: :wink:

Turnip Sex - Norwich Union

Late Mate’s Sex - Scottish Widows

Ooops…sorry luv sex - Swiftcover

Sex with random strangers. Co-operaaative

Sex in Amsterdam - Moneysupermarket.com

Accidental SEX - Claims Direct ? - No orgasm no fee ? :smiley:

Hospital SEX - Bupa

Farm SEX - NFU Mutual

Squirrel SEX - NPI

ORAL SEX - Pearl (necklace)

Scouse SEX - Royal Liver

Royal SEX - Windsor Life

Swiss SEX - Zurich

LoL

Mate of mine caught me banging one off while sniffing his sisters knickers. Needless to say it made the rest of her funeral very uncomfortable…

LOL @ Gav :smiley:

LOL - great thread.

PMSL :smiley: