Ok guys this is the detail re me getting pulled over…
It’s a long post…
was on way home last night in Exige (late of course, as usual - two friends at home waiting for me Pizza in the oven etc…)
Was in an unrestricted area in the sticks and happened upon a line of 7 cars or so. Slowed down behind the 3.2 V6 vectra in front pausing for a second or so to see if he was going to take the other cars as they were doing 40!
He didn’t so of I went round the vectra. Pulled to the left to look down the inside then out, indicating and passed the lot with scotty reporting he had given me every thing she has captain. Passed the lot no dramas, pulled in and stamped on the brakes when hitting the 40 zone ahead (just do that to see how well it stops )
A few seconds later I have a rock concert light show in my rear view mirror - the light being predominantly blue!!!
Where the donald duck did that come from? - couldn’t tell what it was in the mirror - the lights were fairly bright.
OOPS!
I assumed that I needed to pull in for my license taking off me.
Jumped out of my motor straight into the passenger side saying oops and where the fook did you come from??? (It was the silver Vectra - barstewards - never noticed anything on the car to indicate a copper and I pride mi sen on noticing them!!!)
Twas a Lady traffic officer about my age. “Lets look at that on the video” she says as the fancy motorised screen emerged from the dash board.
After several seconds of it ‘not working’ and me saying to her I hope it’s bust…It of course burst into life.
Oh ace it’s got a rearward facing camera as well which she fired up as soon as she saw me in the distance. Superb shot of me steaming up behind, pausing, indicating then nipping round the vectra. Next we see the overtake of the row of cars and me off out of sight. I come back into picture with brake lights lit b4 hitting the 40 zone. We then see how slow a 3.2 vectra is at catching up…and how not to overtake safely in one !!!
So theres me apologising and calling mi sen a cock etc…
She then talks me through it and basically says she cant fault me on my driving or observations, a perfect overtake etc…apart from not noticing her car
I technically had done nothing wrong. I waited for the broken white line b4 indicating and pulling out. The road was clear, I checked both sides for traffic, cyclists and oncoming, because the traffic was doing 40 I passed them all without her having chance to correctly note my speed (not that I was speeding of course). Then slowed down with the evidence of my brake lights for the 40 zone.
Still expecting to get a proper fooking for something I produced my licence and she did all the checks for insurance and if I was on the run etc… All ok. She didn’t even bother looking at tyres, number plate or owt (it is all bang on anyway).
She then told my she flashed the front strobes as I pulled in front of her just to warn me she was there as I had obviously not seen her
Next a tour of her car where she turned everything on to show me how to recognise it in the future.
She sent me on my way with a lecture and to calm down a bit
Phew - I was Tom Tittin mi sen!
So I suppose the moral of that story is that one can still drive ‘with spirit’ and not get done (but you might get pulled over anyway). Just make sure you dont have an attitude problem with them or it’s curtains!
She was very, very professional and extremely pleasant - not arsey in any way.
I was of course very apologetic even thought I was clean as a whistle.
I reckon I would have been dry bummed for summat if it had a been a bloke.
My copper chums (the guys I was off home to see!!!) said she could have found something if she really wanted to and advised that when dealing with the filth one is always better taking whatever is said and being as nice as possible.