I have this mate, he buys a Caterham which has a terminal oil leak…they take back and horror of horror he buys an Exige…He gets approved way too quickly on Exiges.com…(like 1 month wtf 
)…and he thinks I’m f**king Darth Varder…WTF should I do?
I could be Luke, I’m really freakin out! 
I think he has gone mental!!! By that I mean he seems more mad than the rest of us, now that was something i thought was going to be difficult but it appears he might have actually done it!!!
It has cheered me up no end after a dull day in the office
oh…hurt? mmmmmm. no…comforted…perhaps… on behalf of all the newbies, possibly…the rolling road road block appears to have had a great affect or is it (effect?)…I’m illiterate, so who knows or who cares…now be nice! LOL
Darth Vader you may have become, weak is your retort…
strong the good has become, prevail you will not…
Long must be the day to cheer one as woeful as the Tosser! A jedi he has truly become. (providing his 300hp can squeeze pass the white exige in front!???) 
Dear moderator…my esteemed colleague has lost their mental health and has not a scooby-doo what the f*** he’s on about…therefore I respectfully ask that you withdraw his membership on the grounds of insanity…you know what i’m talking about, the guys a nutter!!! no shit!!
WTF ???
I’ll have a pint of that please !!
Jesus, you have a night off an someone comes along to steal your crown. Looks like party night on here last night. 
I one of our newest members is gonna have a sore head this morning.
I have a sore head reading it all so I hope he is suffering
Lol, what have I joined up to?
I think there is clue in his user name!
[quote=ghines]Lol, what have I joined up to?
I think there is clue in his user name! [/quote]
PMSL , think you may have something there !
I was out last night, spent hours freakin out on the Blackberry, the wife was not happy…reckon I may have lost a car part or two lol 
Postfreak … get ur ass to wolves … I can prescribe sommit to return you to normality !
Haha
How’s Speedfreak gettIng on in rehab, should we send a card?
He might be a bit embarrassed to come back on here for a bit, lets hope not though
Probably still on the comedown and feeling a bit paranoid lol