He’s got the munchies and is still scoffing crab cakes 
uuuhhhh…mmmm…spent all day in bed on saturday…and most of sunday. the evil that is vodka…didn’t realise the time, before passing out! the wife was soooo impressed. 
You didn’t pass out on the wife did you ? 
I was more in the toilet than in or on the wife…allegedly I fell asleep partially in the wardrobe, still fully dressed, before waking on the floor at 5am feeling like i was aboard a row boat in a force 10 gale. it wasn’t pretty. thankfully i didn’t pee in the kitchen bin! (again!)
He’s got the munchies and is still scoffing crab cakes [/quote]
Not the Tesco ones ? you would have to be off your tits ! 