sorry i missed you guys, doing a mop up job for work sadly
Next time bud. After Donny next month I commit to getting a Southern curry in November.
while searching for curry fairy
- YouTube
[quote=“Muu”]whilst browsing a dodgy hentai site
- YouTube[/quote]
EFA
[quote=“Benja”][quote=“Muu”]whilst browsing a dodgy hentai site
- YouTube[/quote]
EFA[/quote]
I’ll have you know there is nothing dodgy about the hentai site I was browsing :lol:
Ben’s out of juice
And looks at cartoon porn,
If his other half knew
A new bum hole, there’d be torn!
Jesus wept Sean, you really want more humiliation?
Being as shit as you clearly takes real dedication,
In rhyming terms, there’s summat wrong, you’re seriously down on power,
You’re like the Mr Bean of rap, and me?..well I’m Jack Bauer,
I’m like ‘Special Forces’ and I’m gonna pop a cap in yo’ ass,
You’re like ‘Special Needs’ dude at the back o’ the class,
So it’s Silver again for you my friend, accept your second place,
Pretty fookin’ pathetic in a two horse race 
Well that cheered up my dull Monday morning 
Bens getting riled, he really does sound pissed,
Reacting to the banter, the chance cannot be missed.
Two seconds of rhyming, on a Friday afternoon,
Results in Ben spending Saturday, to ‘beat’ me, what a loon!!
Step away from the keyboard and get a bloody life,
You know staying in, just winds up your lovely wife?
Get your kids outside and start playing with a ball,
Your home grown footy squad, is still a little small.
Perhaps now’s the time, for the wife’s oven to be filled with bun,
Although the physical exertion, I know is not your idea of fun.
But if it eases the rage, on a glorious Saturday,
Then even your driving, might not end up being so gay!
Mate for me its effortless, it flows like running water
I barely break a sweat for you, you’re like a lamb to the slaughter
I take just 2-3mins max to craft a witty riposte
I think my skillz and subtlety on you are frankly lost
A timely retort, now that is something new.
Maybe this southern shandy drinker, typed this while on the loo?
“Don’t worry boss, just need to go, will be right back”
As he rushes to a cubicle, to respond, while having a kak!
What you’ve put would therefore imply that I actually gave a shit…
…about responding to your childish rhymes,…your poor attempt at wit.
You fookin’ started it you Brummy git, it’s me that’s been provoked,
I’ve not been as annoyed as this since the interior of my car got soaked
That was indeed a funny day, your windows down your seats all damp,
But at least you had a good excuse, why you stank like a sweaty tramp.
E39 M5 = SOLD.
Owned for exactly one year. I enjoyed ticking the box but in the end I just did not get the use/fun out of it to justify keeping it…it was starting to feel like another needy child.
Hmmm now I could buy another car,…and having a day-to-day performance car did not prove worth it,…hmmmm what to do, what to do 
Good pushbike? 
Indeed, commuting by pushbike is my preferred method, having access to another car made me lazy.
I don’t wanna join all the MAMILs on carbon blingers though so I’ll stick with my trust £300 Specialised Cirrus poverty-spec special edition
Why was it becoming a needy child? Was stuff breaking or just mad fuel costs? Always wanted to do the M5 barge and with it looking like my Fiesta ST might be going it was a plan I was considering.
It was reliably Ade and such a capable machine but…
I had already thrown money at it and it had some rust that needed sorting, an oil leak too. It was so mint inside I never wanted the kids in it when the bus we have was sitting next to it. Driving it in London was a total waste and there was few other opportunities. Basically the effort and ££ to keep it mint was not worth it for what had become a very nice way to get to Donington.
I’d recommend a barge if you have the chance to use it,…
unlike my barge, mud kicked up the back of the seats, covered in that sand that seems to be in the rain at the mo