Eat your heart out, Frank

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Hey Frank - any plans to visit the UK? I know the weather is usually crap here compared to what you’re used to, but it strikes me you could afford to grace us with your presence (despite the crap exchange rate too, from your perspective)

Just think, time it right, see some LOT racing, join some of us on a trackday, grab an S1 trip on the road (highway!), buy us a beer etc etc What do ya reckon?

We could also invite Ozzie Dave, cos it’ll soon be winter down there & he’ll be glad to get away…

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Funny thing is I was just talkin to Wayne at Pro-alloy about just that this morning… I need to renew the old dusty passport and I’m ready. My wife is always buging me to travel, so post up some of the big Lotus track party days and I’ll come over and you guys can bitch at me face to face… It would be cool… Buy you a beer ?..Dam…you got it

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Okey dokey, Frank - you don’t mess about do you?

Will start a new thread in the “Meets & Events” section after I’ve done a bit of research. However, here is a calander for the LOT races this year. “Oulton” would be purfick - any good for you (I’d be surprised if Wayne & Alex weren’t intending to be there)? Quite a few of us are off to the Le Mans Classic (probably 8th to 15th July), so if you want to get away from home for a few weeks…

2008 Race Calendar
Circuit Date
Brands Hatch 23-24 March
Donington Park 12-13 April
Brands Hatch GP 2-4 May
Spa Francorchamps 31 May - 1 June
Oulton Park 27-28 June
Snetterton 19-20 July
Cadwell Park 17 August
Croft 27-28 September
Silverstone 19 October
Brands Hatch 8-9 November

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I’ve already been to UK in '98. Why the [censored] would I want to go there twice???

Free beer you say…hmmm. Keep me informed.

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Now I can plan a return vist - Oulton does sound good, it will be raining of course, it always rains at Oulton

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Yeah what the hell I’ll bring some beer bucks with me…

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Sounds like we have plan

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Looks like the blokes on LotusTalk might just kick Frank out of the USA because he embarrassed them on SELOC. Look forward to meeting you.

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Look forward to meeting you.

Oh bollox, I thought you were only joking

Links to Frank’s situation, please, if you can Dave - thanks. Should be a good chuckle

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Thankee

Are you enjoying the cricket?

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Well we are winning on the field…

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I need to renew the old dusty passport

At least you appear to have one, it may be urban myth but I did read that 70% of Americans don’t have one and 90% of Americans travelling abroad only do so as they’re in the Marine Corps off to invade somewhere

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I need to renew the old dusty passport

At least you appear to have one, it may be urban myth but I did read that 70% of Americans don’t have one and 90% of Americans travelling abroad only do so as they’re in the Marine Corps off to invade somewhere

Don’t get him started Steve

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Ok let me give you guys the scoop as to why the A holes on Lotus Talk feel they need to crap on a tech thread on Seloc SELOC Forums and then run back and say I’m a foul mouth bad man [ I’d say colorful] to the boot lickers of Randy Chase the Lotus Talk “blog” owner who is a two faced Rooster Sucker… When I first bought my Lotus I signed on to Elise Talk to gain some info on this cool little car…after reading up and lookin at all the bits I realized the rear toe links were going to be an issue if drivin hard on a bumpy canyon road, so I ordered the first rear motor sports chassis brace and said that Lotus should instal these on every road car… Then all the so called engineers and pussie autoX ers jumped in saying that I will never need one on the road and I’d never put enough stress on the car to worry [so far I’ve worn out three sets of rod ends]…Now my concern was not only for myself but all the Lotus owners out there because I spoke of toe link failures on road cars, get this those threads were deleted by Randy Chase… Now all the track day heros had to crap on a safety issue thread to save their egos and so I gave them a pice of my mind, still no personal attacks from me just defense … and I get banned…a few months latter the road guys that got their braces made a stink and I was allowed back on…so cool I get to chat with my friends… Then this Hass Turbo guy pops up on Elise Talk with a pice of crap turbo kit [I say this because I’ve worked on turbo cars since 1979] and suckers in the Lotus guys…So they believe his BS and start buying…I said that his kit was and I quote “NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME” and I was attacked by the dumb A holes that dropped $7,000. on their kits… Now this jack off Hass Turbo kit owner MYELISE posts a picture of someone flipping me the bird…so I YELL HIM TO TAKE THAT FINGER AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ARSE, PULL IT OUT AND GIVE IT A GOOD LICK AND HE TOO WILL KNOW HOW FULL OF SHITE HE WAS’…They banned me and kept him…and they say “I” made personal attacks yet I copied the entire threads and cannot find one personal attack from me…and if Randy Chase can find one post it on any forum…
Two months latter Hass Turbo kits are responsible for ten engine failures, hey what do I know
I hate Bull Shiters

So after calling out the BS from the Lotus aftermarket suppliers the Haters have to crap on any thread they can offering nothing but crap…

So screw this bull shite let’s party

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Oh yeah Randy Chase forced Sector 111 to remove the name RONIN from the supercharger kit I developed in order to continue advertising on Lotus Talk he also forced Charlie to shut down www.moremonkey because I spoke about the BS of Elise Talk in a thread I started…
So my name is off the box big fookin deal…

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I had wondered where moremonkey went to, I really liked that site I didn’t post much but learned a lot about the yota powered cars.

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No since beating a dead horse…that is unless it belongs to Randy Chase…

I’m looking forward to coming over and meeting you guys and a banned member or two

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Thanks for the reprise, Frank.

Hopefully, no more needs be said, on that particular topic, on this forum

By the way, I can recommend this, if it’s available at your liquor store:

[image]http://www.suninterbrew.ua/eng/images/leffe.jpg[/image]

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Thanks for the reprise, Frank.

Hopefully, no more needs be said, on that particular topic, on this forum

By the way, I can recommend this, if it’s available at your liquor store:

[image]> http://www.suninterbrew.ua/eng/images/leffe.jpg> [/image]

Ah Leffe, many a drunken night