Turded…THIRDED! 
Ade - It’s behind you!
You can tell its panto season from all the replies above 
Thanks for all the kind words, I do feel very lucky indeed in the end, I really expected a 28 day ban and £750 fine.
Down side of that is the need to be really careful for the next 3 years…
Fu…ed… Forthed!
Have a great Christmas mate!!! 
Great result!