Well I think I just bought myself a ticket to the chief tosser club as hopefully by the end of the week we have added another car to the stable.
Picked up a nice little 1 series M sport cab for the other half, well me too but don’t tell anyone. So I can now drive up peoples arses with full beam on until they get out of the way and I am now officially king of the road.
Move over people!
Boothy
Utter Tosher then!
Utter Tosher then!
I must be getting old as just had to google Zim Zimma!
Nice little cars the 1 series what engine did you go for? you will have to keep the roof up if its an oil burner, or you could always turn up your Zim Zimmer tune to dround out the diesal sound LOL 
Did you get rid of the mini too?
I loved my 1 series, just a bit small inside for me as i need four proper seats. I had a 135i and it was awesome. Sold to a SELOC’er
Mini goes on Friday hopefully, your no older than me are you Mark? (32)
Zim zimma who got da keys to mi bimma is a classic 
Oooo am aaii …
De gals dem sugar…
So funny I posted it twice (Don’t know how)
[quote=Boothy]Mini goes on Friday hopefully, your no older than me are you Mark? (32)
Zim zimma who got da keys to mi bimma is a classic [/quote]
Id just never heard of it before, another funy thread! and no im only 29 just had a tough paper round
[quote=SeanB]I loved my 1 series, just a bit small inside for me as i need four proper seats. I had a 135i and it was awesome. Sold to a SELOC’er
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Quite fancy a 135i at some stage…I think they’re great looking little cars!
When I was looking for my new daily run around, I looked at the 1 series, they have the worst pedal offset of any car I have ever driven, plus it was smaller inside than the A3 I ended up with 
Really? I dont remember mine having any pedal offset at all.
Yeah they are offset but after a couple of drives and you don’t notice it at all 
I’m not familiar with this BMW lane though, and I’ve been driving a 1 series for a couple years now
Does it start with hard and end with shoulder?
You having a laugh, mate?
Sorry, I thought everyone knew that the outside lane of every motorway is for the exclusive use of BMWs (according to their owners at any rate!).
Also I don’t drive on the hard shoulder
Shouldn’t it be the Audi lane now
I read about the M135i - now that looks neat.
Sat flapping atm as I cant get hold of the guy who is supposed to be buying the Mini tomorrow! This could be the shortest BMW ownership of all time.
To answer my own question… The dealer