Looks more like a mobile probe! Ouch 
Mobile colonoscopy…
Looks a reasonably cheap way of putting a smile on your face 
3.7 mph just aint gonna cut it im afraid!!
10 of them though with some egg and spoons should be good for a laugh!!
have a new hobby btw - beach segwaying… get tehm wheels spinnin up and a bit of drifting - cool!!