July is here my car is late
I guess that I�ll just have to wait
I haven�t got a date for delivery
Deposit is paid & spec�d a nice new livery
My car is late what can I do
Just stitting round & feeling blue
I think that maybe Dany took it with him
If it comes on ebay I�ll just out bid him
My car is ordered all nice and stripy
When it comes I think me will likey
When that is I just don�t know
I�ll guess I�ll just have to wait a mo�
Murray Motors, they�re the fellas
Where�s me car, they cannae tellus
New elise s and back up orders
Must be done before Evora�s
I wished I�d known back in the winter
Could�ve spent more time wasted on�t �tinter(net)
It�ll soon be here time to get delighted
I can even sense Sherman�s getting� excited
For the time being I�ll keep on posting
Get my score up while others are ghosting
Busy at work, haven�t time to f@rt
At least this poem is a bit of a start
Me cars not here and I�m frustrated
Just need to get this message cut n pasted
New car, lakes meet, dunno when to plan it
Maybe polish the Modeo & try to fake it
Too much work, its tedium
Just thank fook for exiges.com
thommo thommo what have you done
thommo thommo limerics are for fun
thommo thommo as a paid writer, do better than that
thommo thommo next time…wear the hat!
Benjas going to time attack
on his own there’ll be no craic
completely forgot the other events
in pi$$ing rain while pitching tents
its wimbledon final dont you see
and dont forget the British Grand Prix
It might be the tennis and the British Grand Prix
But I can’t spend the day in front of the TV
With two young lads that need entertaining
We’ll be out and about even if it’s raining*
So we’ll head to Brands for the Time Attack
And rest assured we’ll bring our own craic!
Benjas a lad and there�s no denying
Last Saturday night it was tits he was spying
At Christians 40th we all danced and drank
While Benja stood dazed, his jaw already sank
If only he drove as well as he letched
On Hamilton�s car his name would be etched
To Pam Ayers he says he may be related
If his wife finds out what he�s been spying he�ll be berated
In my defence, men are simple creatures
And it’s hard to not get distracted by two outstanding features
Calling it letching, well that’s not true
And who was it who pointed her out,…oh it was you!
So you’re as guilty as me for the ‘stand and stare’
But at least my wife wasn’t bloody there!
And as for the driving, well I have to say
Johns found my missing ponies so get oot ma fookin’’ way
The lack of power was all in your head
The missing ponies were drowned John said
The result of a soaking at Donnington Park
And suffocation by curry fart as you drove home in the dark
Your car is nearly ready, sitting on JSR�s ramp
At least while John has it, it doesn�t get damp
Its looking really good, I have to admit
Pity it gets driven by a bit of a tit
