Steve cleaning Shrek today at the car show. On his knees polishing away
I wonder what he is,thinking? Caption please!!!
Fook me, my head’s shinier than Shrek’s wheels 
Is that a shadow of a post in between my legs or am I just happy to be here…
Time for a bit of rimming!
So who put the bloody PF pads in …
When they said rally stage I just assumed it would be tarmac…
“what am i doing…this is Christines job”
Why won’t this bloody wheel turn
Ok Ok you got me I was giving Shrek a new big wheel/low profile look 
“It’s not my driving, it’s the bloody tire pressures!”