I took a driver training course today
Dampers set to just my way
Heat soak cured, the day is cool
Ecu re-map, just watch me move
First lap out the track is clear
Just seen ade, he�s lost third gear
Pesky�s flying round and round
That fookin colour is very loud
Can�t see Russt, his car is gone
There�s a gravel trap, oh, hang on…
IDG his Honda�s cooking
So is he, the air con�s not working
SeanB�s here early
no speed traps today
not that he cares
they�ll let him off anyway
MrBean arrived, K series intact
Car sound�s good & that�s a fact
Not too shabby the original Exige
I�ll keep mine original if you please
S2�s are reliable, they�ll go on and on
With 300 bhp it won�t last long
Were at Oulton, the armco�s shiney
Better not go off here, no god blimey
Race suit donned, it�ll make me quicker
Colour matches my car, don�t take the pi$$ sir!
Sunglasses on, the day is bright
It�s just a shame my driving is $hite
New rear wing fitted, bought by the wife
cuts the air just like a knife
engine cover�s now got a hole in
need a new one, without her knowin�
Well the day is now over, its starting to snow
My tyres gone flat, still I�ve got three to go
�300 quid for just the trackday
Coming back soon? your joking. No way!
(well I think that is how you spell it, not Bard Steward :whistle:))