squashed Beetle designed by Hitler

Mt 5 kinds of porker are:

911 - a car so wed to it’s design it can’t change, with a pride too large to let any other car be created in it’s price range.

Boxster - Quite expensive, but better than a Z4.

Cayman - Best formula there, best handling but held back by the 911 and given a girly stance to keep it in it’s place.

Cayenne - Purely an exercise in printing $$$

Panamera - Clue’s in the name, pan american sedan for people with $$$ that are bored with S class or dont want a ‘SUV’

Have you seen the prices, makes the Evora look a better deal…Edit to say if you don’t actually want a Cayman that is :wink: