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With the wife and kids visiting family back in the UK for a few weeks I’m home alone in Slovakia. What to do with my ‘free’ time? I didn’t have to think too long about that…where’s the keys for the Lotus.

Not wanting to waste the chance I was up and on the road at 5am this morning. It was not quite dark, but I had my shades and a full tank of gas. No satnav, just one of those ancient map type things. Forecast was sunny and 27C, no roof required today. One small mistake, it wasn’t 27C just yet and I didn’t take a jumper, the first 2 hours were a bit Baltic.

I thought I would head West of Kosice to the forested hills and valleys. East isn’t too clever, you’re in Ukraine in an hour. Although I’ve been here a year I haven’t had much opportunity to properly explore. The good thing about maps is that you can see all the important squiggly bits, so that’s what I aimed for.

All I can saw is wow, forget Wales and Scotland, this place is awesome. I followed some lovely flowing B roads through the valleys then had a brilliant blast on a steep climb, up through the forests, with several hairpins. Next was long straights through Alpine meadows and then a descent again through the forested roads.

I was running low on fuel after nearly 3 hours. At 8am on Sunday in Slovakia the only thing open is the Church. So I headed north to Spiske Nova Ves the nearest large town where I fuelled up on 95, espresso and croissants.

Since I was further North than I expected I carried on up to the Tatra mountains and had a great run, there’s a balcony road that traverses the mountains, about 1000m altitude, the views down the valley are spectacular. Once you get to the end then you can enjoy the sweeping open curves all the way back down to the valley bottom.

For the last section I took the long way back to Kosice via Roznava and Dobsina pass. The first section is narrow, twisty and ridiculously cambered, its like a tarmac motocross track. The next ascent was a bit interesting, due to roadworks they had spread sand and grit on the road for about 5km, that helped encourage a bit more oversteer on the hairpins. Dobsina pass, along with Jahodna pass, are both FIA hillclimb courses.

My little tour of eastern Slovakia took six hours driving and nearly two tanks of fuel. A pleasant way to spend the day :smiley: It’s a shame its such a long drive from the UK but if you get chance I highly recommend it. The only thing that would have improved the day would have been a V6 roadster :sunglasses:

Next weekends adventure is dependent on the arrival of new rear pads from Geary, come on UPS!

One bit of design feedback for Lotus - move those stupid horn buttons on the steering wheel spokes! I was honking all day long on every hairpin :blush:

Awesome views.

Loving the spoiler on the Trabant!!! :smiley:

Sod the spoiler, I want those seat covers!!

Very cool Wez, you both sound very much at home on those roads mate.

Can’t get used to that strange whining noise though, no she wasn’t in the car, I mean the Supercharger :smiley:

Get in the queue, I’m in need of those to disguise my ‘whores handbag’ seats…isn’t that right Ben! :sunglasses:

Fantastic, Wes - scenery/roads look amazing. :mrgreen: SJWesque stylee, I must say! :clap:

Hope you have a great time next week with Pierre (Series_one) in Romania :sunglasses:

Looks great Wes!

Sod the seat covers, I want that build quality! Check out the door shut lines. :smiley:

Looks like a great day out Wes. Was there much traffic?

I didint realise the door was shut from that photo!! :smiley:

You said it bud :smiley:

Great write up Wes, really enjoyed that!

Hardly any traffic at all over here. I think at worst I had two cars in front of me but there’s plenty of opportunities to get past safely. The population of Slovakia is approx 5m and nearly 80% life in the West near Bratislava, its pretty remote in the East, a bit like Norfolk :laughing:

The funniest encounter was with an Evo9 coming the opposite direction through the twisties of Jahodna and VERY sideways, someone else having some fun.

There are some other road users to look out for (especially around the villages), dogs, cows and Roma people walking between their communities. People have warned me that if I stop in a Roma commune then the Lotus will be stripped to the chassis like Hyenas on a gazelle. I think thats a bit unkind to them as I know several places in Manchester and Leeds where that will happen to you and your Lotus! Actually the Roma kids are no different to anywhere in the world, they love to see a Lotus and were waving and cheering at it :slight_smile:

Amazing scenery Wes…

I know the roads are quite bumpy, but I think you should get Dave to send you some lowered Nitrons mate!

Geo’d and looking forward to meeting up!

Hhhhhmmmmm, never considered Slovakia, mind it’s at least another 600 miles beyond the Tirol
I’ve got an awful lot more roads to enjoy in the Alps before heading east
… Then again… It could be on the way to the Transfagarasan :smiley: