S2 Exige for sale

Yellow, done loads of track mileage, abused by its owner since day one, two different shades of yellow, ex hire car.

Immaculate

�347,995.
No offers.

I’ll have a half pint of what you’ve been drinking please

Has it got aircon?

Has it got aircon?

Yes but it dosnt work

Has it got aircon?

Yes but it dosnt work

Ta, for the clarification.

RussT - as these cars are impossible to drive on the road with 48s, what tyres have you fitted?

Spanglo Ditchfinders - part worn. Good for ice racing as the wires poking out dig into the ice very well.

Come on guys, is no one going to comment on this vastly underpriced car?

BTW it is faster than an Exige S any day of the week even with my granny driving it and a profeshnial race driver in the S.

Sold on the condition that there’s absolutely no way I’ll end up paying a penny over �400,000 for it…ok �450,000. Tell you what, call it �500,000 and Pesk can have his fingernails back out of the dashboard too.

Oh and you can keep that 150-200kg of lead that gets hidden in every S2…

Are they both shades of ‘Lotus’ yellow?

I believe the correct shades are

Teenage zit (metallic)
Hard heel skin
Mouth corner spittle
Jaundice (formally Norfolk mustard)

Does it come with the original brochure?

Come on guys, is no one going to comment on this vastly underpriced car?

Please will you post some out of focus pics, so we can then make an uninformed stab at its value.

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Ah, you can’t beat that detailing lark. Accrington clay brick?

Is that another StevenM paint job? His detail is incredible! Can I ask how much it cost?

Boothy

Seems a bit cheap, whats wrong with it?

Seems a bit cheap, whats wrong with it?

No stripes - insulation tape stylee

Looks identical to my old yellow s2 exige.

You don�t just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs, you take Terry Tibbs out to lunch, you wine and dine him, you give him an oil massage then he gives you 19500 if you�re lucky. And it has AC.

OK, OK, OK - enough of the whingeing about the price.

Now at �347,994.

DEFINITELY NO OFFERS AT THIS PRICE!

Might part ex for a newish Exige S.

Russ,
Does all that mud mean you have got the very rare and desirable “agricultural performance pack”, comprising of luggs for the wheels and a plough?

Does it have a Bisto gravy dispenser?

At that asking price it must be a “Russ Dear”!!!

Looks identical to my old yellow s2 exige.

You don�t just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs, you take Terry Tibbs out to lunch, you wine and dine him, you give him an oil massage then he gives you 19500 if you�re lucky. And it has AC.

Talk to me…

OK, OK, OK - enough of the whingeing about the price.

Now at �347,994.

DEFINITELY NO OFFERS AT THIS PRICE!

Might part ex for a newish Exige S.

So where’s Boothy gone?