With the wheels off and the car on axle stands, I decided to wire brush the front callipers and deep clean them.
The wire flush flicked the rubber cover for the brake bleeder. 
I spent 20mins looking for it without success, god knows where its gone.
Anyone have a spare?
I’ve got a load somewhere, pm your address and I can send one out… They’re pennies for a bag full tho on eBay!
Fonzey… You da man!
Postman just delivered an envelope of nipple covers.
Thank you, when this is all over, I owe you a drink.
No worries fella, just spray them with the old dettol before you fit them. Had a peculiar sneezing fit as I was stuffing the envelope 
“Hi love, I’m just anti-backing some black nipple covers”………… is a conversation I don’t want in front of the kids
I’d resisted reading this thread until now for fear I might be spotted by Mrs Thommo . . . 
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Sorry wrong thread 