PMSL
LoL
‘I will happily explain my intentions to you now, but please remember to keep staring at my slowly rotating bow tie�’
It’s a total fabrication. I know for a fact that Premier Inns don’t do McVities Complimentary-Biscuits 
Everything in Sniff Petrol is just as accurate as that in any other journalistic outpouring. It’s just funnier, that’s all. After all why let the facts get in the way of unrestrained speculation? 