I read it as Phanton Whinger Preston, until I looked up how to spell Whinger instead of Winger 
You certainly do have something to whinge about now Rob
Cheers Steve - you made me chuckle as ever!
The more I have thought about it, the more I realise Plod was just out to try & spoil my day (which he didnāt!). The only comment he made about the car was to ask if it was a āLotus Eliseāā¦then he asked me how to spell Exige - that was it, nothing else at all.
Needless to say, heās done nothing but lower my previous, albeit steadily reducing esteem for our supposed law keepers.
Waste of time and effort, shame he fined you, but I believe you need at least 3 fines to have the plate removed, keep your chin up and ignore him and move on 