New addition

General General Lotus Talk
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Well chuffed I am

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Congratulations

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What colour is that? One of the new lifestyle paint options?

Congrats mate… an Eagle/Ethos under your tree for Chrimbo then I’m assuming?

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Great news…dad!

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Congrats

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Congratulations

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Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Admin

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Cool…well done

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Congratulations

Don’t forget to order a dust cover for yer mota

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Congratulations! Only 17 years till the L plates are on then!! Where would you put the plates on a Lotus?

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Congratulations David.

Just one thing… no matter how well prepared you think you are you will be surprised by the impact that the little chap has on your life.

And you’ll understand why people like Lotus sometimes build four-seat cars…

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Congratulations David.

Just one thing… no matter how well prepared you think you are you will be surprised by the impact that the little chap has on your life.

And you’ll understand why people like Lotus sometimes build four-seat cars…

Bloomin eck, Mike, how do you know the liitle un’s gender???

Perhaps down to your bomb disposal techniques, eh?

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Sleepless nights and all that… they don’t matter much .

The most fun you will ever have.

Congrats.

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congratulations need to get booster seat fitted,hope you dont have passenger airbag option

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[quote
Bloomin eck, Mike, how do you know the liitle un’s gender???

Perhaps down to your bomb disposal techniques, eh? [/quote]

I could be wrong but it reminds of a joke…

… about a woman leaving her house while her man is sitting in the chair watching football and drinking beer. When she returns several hours later she finds him in the chair watching football and drinking beer…She moans at his idle lifestyle and he remonstartes by telling her that while she was out he did some dusting and killed some flies.
He went on the explain how there were 5 flies and that three of them were female and two were male.
She asked how he knew this and he explained that three of them were on the 'phone and the other two were on his beer can…

This little person is being modest and letting a woman do all the work so I assumed the male gender…but I’m sorry if I’m wrong and the advice still stands!

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With tales like that Mike, you should be on the telly

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Congratulations David, So will the Ford GT get PX’ed for a Volvo now ???

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Congratulations, good luck

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Congrats

I’ve got a slightly older model, 4 months, his smiles make everyday a good day.

Enjoy every moment.

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Congrats

I’ve got a slightly older model, 4 months, his smiles make everyday a good day.

Enjoy every moment.

Aah… an early “58” plater eh?