Picked up a new car for swmbo, she was shocked!!
I believe you win the Christmas present competition!! Very well played sir.
Lots of brownie points scored there 
I’m fucked for next year though !!
After a great gift like that, you most certainly will be , Sir.
At the time and place of your choosing.
Upgrades next year 
Top browny points for this year
Great present Marc, absolutely brilliant.
Marc, will you marry me?
On 2nd thoughts… 
I’ve been dropping lots of hints about selling our S(hit)-Max and getting my missus a runaround and a proper car for me…she was actually expecting a ‘Ta-Da’ moment on Xmas day, that never happened.
Well done though, top marks