Can we have some of these at our Exiges trackdays please!
Totally 
Blimey, Webbo’s tall 
Been taking the GTN again, Pete? 
Yay Pete go buddy
Don’t rate the one in the middle!
Steady on, Mr P what are you suggesting?
“Glyceryl trinitrate is also used in the treatment of anal fissures”
Is that a program in your pocket???
Not sure what anal fissure is, but at least I now know I have the requisite spray to sort it! 
Anal fissure is basically an angler who meticulously lines his floats up in his tackle box according to size and also washes the meat traces off his Maggots.
PMSL 
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