Incredibly after my rant at Mr Sogsters noise problems I had one of my own today?
A chap from 2 villages away turned up at my door (shiny black 4WD W@nker Wagon) moments after reversing up the drive to have a go at me for ripping past his house in 2nd at 7.8K rpm. He was also upset at the banging and popping. He’s not impressed with my ‘upshift afterburner with accompanying big bang’ I on the other hand love it - he must be a wierdo.
In an attempt to show that Lotus owners are not complete cocks I agreed that I would steady on in the best interests of local harmony/safety and to be honest hes right about the speed bit (I’m old enough to know better).
I resisted pi$$ing myself when he then declared he has had lots of fast cars himself and he now has an M3! Well would you beleive it - there lies the problem for him M3 = small cock + Big Ego & upset him with my Metro Engined sweetie
He even asked me how I would like it if he drove up and down my street in his bimmer. I resisted saying the sight alone would offend me.
I now feel totally vindicated and will be instructing my Termigoni Equipped Ducati mates to take in a little bypass when they go out at 07.00hrs every Sunday
Well I found out who this character is. Loads of money no job or kids. Hangs areound with younger chaps so he looks flash - sad. Tools round like a loon in the M3 and basically it was the pot calling the kettle grimey arse!
Looks like it’s a case of the green eyed monster. He’s seen the Exige and got all upset it’s flashier than his thrice as dear bimmer. There’s talk of him getting a ferrari. Lets hope so coz when that brakes it will kick him square in the spuds
Our saviour on a unicycle the C*nt’s been round again claiming I went past this morning revving like a Tw@t.
I cant help it if someone go’s that way to work with a loud bike which sounds like my car and revs it in a seemingly unecessary manner??? I was in bed thanks! My brother might have gone that way to work, I have no idea???
On the way home I kept to the limit past his house in first and as soon as it got to 60 ensured I got to 60 ASAP. He took this as antagonistic behaviour? I was just obeying the law. There’s just no pleasing some people. I even offered him a Pax ride and shook his hand.
I think it’s gently driving him more mental than he already is.
So he’s chased me home twice and was quite aggressive. Does he have to Tw@t me before I can get him with harrassment?
I have had to use it to commute this week as my daily drive is having a touch of paint.
Has anyone else suffered such pesecution?
If I leave early I free wheel it off the drive and half way down the road b4 cracking the motor to avoid this sort of thing.
i always smile when i start mine and think of the neighbours at half 5 every morning! i knew it was going to be loud when the sales guy said with a smile on his face lets start it in the showroom! apparently the boys in the garage werent very happy something to do with a silly exhaust?
makes me smile though!