Loonies

General General Lotus Talk
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I think I met Britain’s ultimate loony today. Found this chap wandering around my Exige at my local airfield’s car park. He KNEW it was an Elise (???) but could’nt work out what E.X.I.G.E. stood for!! He said he had worked out the ‘E’ was for economy… the ‘X’ was for the extra pack… the ‘I’ was for injection but was struggling with the G and E!!! Think he needed putting down, but guess his Mum loved him.

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Well, “G” is for Gorgeous and “E” is for excellent, but from your description he sounds “G” Geriatric and “E” he should also be Exterminated! As for Economy - he must be joking. [image]http://www.exiges.com/ubb/NonCGI/images/icons/smile.gif[/image]By the way, anybody know what SAAB stands for?

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I know what LOTUS stands for and especially when it comes to certain southern dealers!Ian [image]http://www.exiges.com/ubb/NonCGI/images/icons/blush.gif[/image]ps. If you didn’t know, it’s Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

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BMW is Black Man’s WllyGuess SAAB is South African Are Bandit

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Tone, sounds like you were being stalked, m8 [image]http://www.exiges.com/ubb/NonCGI/images/icons/grin.gif[/image]Be careful out there, big fella [image]http://www.exiges.com/ubb/NonCGI/images/icons/wink.gif[/image][This message has been edited by Kp (edited 11 October 2002).]

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The really scarey thing is - he was an aeroplane mechanic!