JFK's Kitchen Sink

Yes his kitchen sink is for sale after successfully supercharging his dishwasher. The dishwasher is currently putting out about 800bhp. It should really be charge-cooled because SeanB said inter-cooling it is shit. Results seem to have backed up his claim after taking his own dishwasher to Spa and washing several loads using a range different manufacturers parts, they all got soaked! The proof though was in the pudding, which got stuck in the TRD filter and although a worthy modification Jon has changed back to standard due to his neighbours complaining about the noise. If the problem continues he will likely fit one of those 1,000,000 Cell Sports Cat jobbies that should bring the noise down to a modest 500dbs. To be honest it’s everyone else’s fault and not his but the neighbours just don’t give a toss and if he can’t prove he’s done something to make it quieter he’ll get told off and asked to leave the estate. A common issue and weakness on over powered dishwashers is the breaking of the cutlery basket, usually the bottom one. Jon swapped out recently after fucking his OEM one up for one of Simply Dishwashers special synchromesh baskets which to date has proven 100% bullet proof honesty! Although heavier than the Mk1 this Mk2 is far more reliable, it’s not as fast on a quick wash but it’ll make you smile every time you open the door and find everything is just spotless. None of that dirty water mixing with the clean stuff leaving gunge all over the show. It is important with all these modifications the correct detonate is used, Frank would argue that you should call the Hotpoint engineer, a bloke from Essex by all accounts who is the only guy in the known Universe who can properly get the mix of salt correct with the detonate. Jon would argue that because his dishwashers is self loading there is no reason to worry about such things and assured the forum, dishwashers.com that after having several drunken mates around for a curry everything is fine and he looks forward to many years of crystal clean crockery at the push of a starter button.

Ipad spelling correction is a pita lol!

LMFAO jonny :wink:

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:laughing: drinking on a Monday night Jonny, its a slippery slope bud…

Sober as, promise!

Oops spelling! I spelt detergent wrong :smiley:

LOOOOOOOOOL


The warranty is definitely voided now :laughing:

LOL, how much is it for sale for? I need an 800hp dishwasher :slight_smile:

Hilarious!
But what’s wrong with drinking on a Monday?
I do it every day :open_mouth: