HELP! Prick neighbour in a Boxter!

What are you still doing in bed at 8.10am!?

I’m at work by then!

He’ll soon be in for a large bill for rear tyres. Also Boxster engines aren’t the strongest. Doing that from cold while the oil is still asleep in the sump will soon break it.
HTH!

Yeah you slacker! Get up earlier…

follow him home and then on a sunday morning get a few exige boys round just exhaust poping past

Yeah you slacker! Get up earlier…

too right…8 o’clock is nearly the middle of the day

A suggestion:

get friendly with him and convince him to come to a trackday with you.
Then tell us so we can go as well and show him how a real sports car behaves.

I’m sure we’ll pass him every 4-5 laps

Humilliation should calm him just a little.

Anyone remember the police car piece in American Graffitti?