Happy Christmas and New Year to you all.
I’m off to Mauritius early tomorrow morning, not back until New Year 
Beautiful, have a wonderful time. Honeymooned there
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year too.
[quote=scoob]Happy Christmas and New Year to you all.
I’m off to Mauritius early tomorrow morning, not back until New Year [/quote]
That is without doubt the worst ‘Im going on an expensive christmas holiday and what to show off’ Ive ever seen
Not jealous at all!! Hope it rains
Bah humbug
[quote=seriouslylotus][quote=scoob]Happy Christmas and New Year to you all.
I’m off to Mauritius early tomorrow morning, not back until New Year [/quote]
That is without doubt the worst ‘Im going on an expensive christmas holiday and what to show off’ Ive ever seen
Not jealous at all!! Hope it rains
Bah humbug [/quote]
Better not mention my Nile Cruise then! 
Cruising on the Nile?
Is that like a more expensive version of dogging on the Humber Estuary?
[quote=tlracer]Cruising on the Nile?
Is that like a more expensive version of dogging on the Humber Estuary?
[/quote]
Don’t worry, I’ve sourced a good looking camel. Luckily, it didn’t know about Specsavers 
One hump or two?
Who cares?
Alice might: [color:#3333FF]**http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/alicecamel.html**[/color]
I was waiting for this thread,Scoob , so that I didn’t get Dave’s jibe.
Jamaica on Sunday. Can’t wait.
I’ve always wanted to take someone up the Nile . . .
(and it wasn’t you Mr P)
[quote=seriouslylotus][quote=scoob]Happy Christmas and New Year to you all.
I’m off to Mauritius early tomorrow morning, not back until New Year [/quote]
That is without doubt the worst ‘Im going on an expensive christmas holiday and what to show off’ Ive ever seen
Not jealous at all!! Hope it rains
Bah humbug [/quote]
Dave, you’ll be pleased to know it’s pissing down here! 
Pissing down barely describes it !!! I was expecting my kids to wake me on xmas morning not a huge peal of thunder 