Happy Burns Night

Not that I understand a single word of what the daft old bugger wrote!

However, I feel it appropriate to wish all Exigers who are celebrating tonight, a very happy pi$$ up etc

G/F has already dished up the haggis, neeps and tatties.
She’s Scottish, I’m not. (Although my name is more Scottish than hers!)

Thank god it’s only once a year! (Plenty of brown sauce is the answer…)

I haven’t really celebrated Burns Night since I ended up dancing with a cardboard cut out of a British Caledonian air hostess in a 5-star hotel when we lived in Dubai - very emabarassing.

Like Rob, I think he (Burns) was completely mad. I don’t mind the haggis though and I still love the scotch…

Like Rob I think he was completely mad.

I might be er, a little eccentric, but I’m not mad!

See my edit you bloody pedant…

See my edit you bloody pedant…

Thanks, from your pal Napoleon