Friday chuckle for you all!...

Dear Dr Phil

I need some advice.
I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair.
The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started
going out ‘with the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask which
girls it is always “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them”.
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down
the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out
of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife, but last
night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view
of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was
whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff
from Mica and try to repair it myself?
Help please,

Have a great weekend…Carttman