OK…
‘Shrek’.
PM me if you are SERIOUSLY interested!..
… or know anyone who maybe…
I mean no mucking about… COD!
A one off BARGAIN awaits. Limited time only!
Cheers,
Pete 
Please explain???
Hope you’re okay, cobber.
Pete WTF!
Thanks guys!
Yes, all ok… Just stupid to have the car sitting in a garage in the UK when I am in OZ! TOO much hassle to get it here really. 200 miles in the last year… 
And other opportunities await here that I wish to pursue!
BUT… this is a fleeting thought so the window of opportunity is not staying open for long.
I will sell her for less than I paid 18 months ago. She is a MINTER… 13k with FLSH. You all know the rest! 
Other opportunities?
You’re not going to piss it all up against the wall and get a nasty dose of the clap just because you can’t be bothered to import the little beaut?
Sound like you want to come and join me mate! 
Well, there’s a thought
When you back Peter? I’ll organise a few of us to get together and try and talk you out of it…
Hi Mate!
Back on Dec 21st for 3 or so weeks. So probably between Christmas and New Year or in 2014!!!
Yes it would be great to meet up whenever
No real interest here on Exiges… so I may well have to go onto PH 
Not many times a 13k totally mint Exige S1 with a VHPD comes up for sale… actually there cannot be too many with this mileage at all!
Anyway… I look forward to you talking me out of it mate!! 
Cheers, Pete.
What sort of dosh are you looking for Pete?
Dollars/pounds/euros ???
There’s always one isn’t there!!
Mine also up for sale in march around 25k…
Not Nigerian mate!
I do always wonder why people don’t just put the price up when they are selling something. I mean, when any of us buy pretty much anything, what is the first thing you want to know. Come on Pete, or is it a national secret??
Pete, you are breaking the “For Sale Rules”
Ha!!!
Sean… ‘Skrek’ is not ‘people’.
3 weeks ago, he came out of his swamp, covered in green slime with dolful looking eyes. I asked him what was wrong and he said he was feeling lonely, unloved and had a bad case of cramp in his wheels as they had not turned in 5 months. I asked him how I could help and he said he thought he needed to go to a new home where he could run about again with a big smile on his face.
I was really so sad to hear his long wailing voice express these sad thoughts so suggested to him that perhaps another nice ‘Exiger’ would be able to look after him. He went very quiet… then said to me that he found the thought very hard as he had been so well looked after with new clothes including brakes, dampers, ARB and drop links and being washed and polished every weekend. He said he loved being with me and had so much fun exploring the twisty roads and watching S2 Exiges spin out trying to go around corners as fast as he did. (most people think because he looks so fat, he must be really heavy but actually he is hollow, filled with hydrogen (which means he farts quite a bit which can be quite dangerous in confined places) and is much more agile than his lardy S2 and S3 friends).
We chatted for a while over a glass or two of mud with algae cubes and eventually he asked me that if he went to a new home, what would he be worth. My reply that he was priceless bought tears to his ears but I said if he wanted to go soon I would have to let him go for less than the £ 27k I had paid for him and that was without the new clothes I had bought him to wear since. I also explained that it was really important that even if it meant he would have to stay alone for a bit longer, he should not be given away too cheaply as other Shrek like cars were becoming very rare and a lot more valuable and we should not destabilise and undercut the market too much. He decided it was therefore not good to tell everyone. He then sighed… lent back and let out a big burp (bigger than he had ever heard Sean do even after many naan breads) and said ok, lets get people ask him personally what he would be willing to go to a new home for. He was especially scared of going to a scary selocer’s home and despite having a big green skull, he could never be put on PistonHeads.
It looks like his wishes have come true as a number of very nice Exigers have spoken to him since and it looks like he will be soon be making friends with someone else. He has promised me he would also be able to maybe make friends with other Exiges if he had to live in the same place, even if one of them was an S2.
He sends everyone here a big sloppy goey hello. 
PMSL @ Pete - brilliant stuff
Think there’s a clue there to his possible new home?
This being Christmas, will it qualify for ‘gift ade’?