Exige going, New track weapon here, see you on track soon!!!

General Owners Cars
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The time has come to let the Lotus die… :frowning:
Too many hours of mods and repairs. Budgets blown etc etc
I am sure you have all been there.
Having seen sooooo many cars blown up, broken gearboxes etc etc and then to have some twat run into you on circuit, I have decide to get my own back
Say hello to my NEW track weapon!!!
Yeahaaaa

Look at those seats, slidetastic or what?

She has a 390 cubic inch big block and is currently about 300 bhp and 430lb/ft
With a cam , bigger carb (Old fashioned fuel injection for you youngsters!!) exhaust and some head work 450bhp is easy. Then later a big fat supercharger and 600 bhp baby…
No paint work just a nice big cow catcher on the front
See you on a track day :smiley:

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Is it really going Dave, are you doing a Jonnyfox?

Great motor. I have secret, I’d love to own 442 lol strange but true :smiley:

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You are joking right Dave :question:

That car is like the absolute antithesis of an Exige. It would be like splitting up with Keira Knightley and getting it on with Beth Ditto :astonished:

You’d probably find the things that annoy you about one would equally apply to the other (for both the cars and the girls :smiley:)

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Yeah but look at it, ]A real thing of beauty!!! All that torque and tail slideS, AND if someone annoys me on track… BAM… THWACK

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You might have to wait for them to come past on their next lap though ? :laughing: :laughing:

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Possibly, but would you risk it?? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Shit a bed
I just googled Beth Ditto :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

My eyes

YES I AM KIDDING
It was purchased buy a chap who rents a unit from me, I was asked if I could collect from Wrexham…
Exige repairs underway…

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Nothing to see here then, move along please… :wink:

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Looks like she’s softer sprung than a set of Ohlins :open_mouth: :astonished: :smiley:

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Too much body roll

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Nooooo
Get the sills on the floor and she’s on rails!!! Body roll isn’t an issue when the back is hanging out.

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We still taking ditto?

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Sorry I’m confused, Beth Ditto or the Ford Fairlane :question: :laughing:

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Talking of yank tanks, I was at the NHRA drag nationals yesterday at the Vegas speedway. They take that shit seriously.

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Worst “I’m in Vegas and you aren’t !” post ever !! :laughing:

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This is a friendly forum
If you continue with these vulgar posts you will be banned!!

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It’s okay to enjoy the larger lady… :smiley:

Little too bubbly for me mind!

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Drag as in traffic-light GP or drag as in dressing up in ladies clothes - you never know what goes down in Vegas.

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And flabby tits

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