Guy thought I’d left the parking space, I was nearly our then crunch 
I’d like to say I was cool and collected, but actually I flew out and was rather abusive.
Ade, misery loves company. 
Anyway, off to Merc Brooklands to sort.
Oh no, not again. Its hardly a scratch either. Doesn’t makes sense, why so anxious to get your space?
he did see me / check / not looking.
He was reversing through an arc, so I’m betting he was looking over his left not right shoulder.
Annoyingly it’s creased the rear qtr
You’re a bloody car magnet!
A decent panel guy can get that out and make it nice with next to no filler, if you plan on keeping the car don’t let them put a quarter on it had worse repaired by a local guy.
yeah it’ll go to merc and they’ll pull the panel out no doubt
Popped to brooklands today, assessed damage. It’s a write off and the only solution is a CLS63. 
Nah panel is more than saveable and is being collected later in the week.
Genuinely laughed out loud. Like your style. 