Croft - sorting out another Nigel cock-up!

General Meets + Track Day Reports
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Looks like the application of BF&I*





*Brute Force and Ignorance

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Looks like the application of BF&I*





*Brute Force and Ignorance

Oi, less of the brute force, please!

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Bloody hell Rob, is that a spanner you have in your hand??

Easy man EASY!!!

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Bloody hell Rob, is that a spanner you have in your hand??

No just, a small tool

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Bloody hell Rob, is that a spanner you have in your hand??

No just, a small tool

Nothing new there then eh mate

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Nothing new there then eh mate

You too, then Dave?

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Nothing new there then eh mate

You too, then Dave?

Shhh ! - you promised you wouldn’t say anything !

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Are you going to admit just how long it took to take off the rear diffuser, and put it back on again ?
I know various excuses were offered, but which one do I believe ?

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From memory, it was probably in the region of 25 minutes x 2.

I thought I did rather well holding my breath for that long - given DaveG’s uncontrollable Olympic standard farting

PS We’ll sort your roof out at the next Buckles meet, if you like

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From memory, it was probably in the region of 25 minutes x 2.

After my intense ‘diffuser removal course’ at Croft earlier this year (it was removed no less than 5 times in the morning session)I got it down to under 15 minutes in the end
Should mention that thanks should go to Gav’s ‘pit crew’… and DaveP’s tool kit & jack and Damons gloves…

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Well, we didn’t have any decent tools - the socket ratchet was so crap (as it didn’t lock), that we named it a rat [censored]! The gathering crowd of “encouraging” onlookers also hindered our progress, as we had to deal with their heckling too

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We need you and Dave to get on the Ferrari F1 pit team that should scupper their championship ambitions

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We need you and Dave to get on the Ferrari F1 pit team that should scupper their championship ambitions

Why use two peeps, when Nige could do it all by himself?

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I know you and Dave secretly added some lead ballast
I thought it was strange Russ passing me even though he’s a sh+t driver

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Chris I think you have found your level at the back now mate. Thats what its like when you don’t cheat!!! lol