…five hairy exigers share one car for five days, four nights, four counties and three track days.
Rule…
- No farting
If it was my car,
- no eating!
Baked beans 
?
No pleasuring oneself
Absolutely
Only the others then? 
No wotsits!
Dirty bugger
Have you sorted out the Aristocats DVD Jonny
It’s already in my bag 
I’m thinking maybe chucking in Cars and Cars2 as well to get us in the mood no arguments about running order though!
Do you mean cheesy wotsits?
Lol it’ll need to be on your ipads via Bluetooth
DVD players are sooooooo old man!
It’s like being back at school 
SkyStore app of course!
Really? Did you have a cheesy wotsits then?
No playing Lego starwars on the ipad when Jonny is driving on the twisties
…speaking from the experience of just cleaning out the back of my car after the 5 year old parked his breakfast within the first hour of a 12 hour drive back from Itlay last week, nice fragrent scent 
Nasty! Right puking in the Touareg 
So it’s a rule, we have to puke in the Touareg??? Anywhere in particular?
be shame to edit that 
I will bring lashings of ginger beer to go with the cake you’re gonna bring