Caption Competition

General General Lotus Talk
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Whilst digging out photos, I came across this…

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/IDG/Exiges/RussCrew.jpg[/image]

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“What was in that last viagra tablet you gave to Pesky?”

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“I don’t know why I have to sweep all the crap up left lying around here”.

" I’d rather jack, than Fleetwood Mac"

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“The Edwards Pole Vaulting Team was hoping for a victory this year”

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Help me get it off my toe.

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[color:“red”] “Sloth loves Chunk!” [/color]

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Are you sure the steering wheel is still at home and not under the car???

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“I say Russell, while knocking through I seem to have gotten my bally croquet mallet ensconced under your motor vehicle!”

“Hang on there dear boy I’ll ring for the butler… Hello Hesketh we have a little job for you…”

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“I say Russell, while knocking through I seem to have gotten my bally croquet mallet ensconced under your motor vehicle!”

“Hang on there dear boy I’ll ring for the butler… Hello Hesketh we have a little job for you…”

PMSL. Now that is funny!!!

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Azrael wins this one hands down

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[image]http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/2003/07/graphics/lalalala.gif[/image]

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Bloke on phone: “ere Dave, this chav’s trying to jemmy my door to nick the car, but he ain’t seen the steering wheel’s already broke!”

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Pesky, I thought you were getting me a DoubleMac, but what I find is that you have got the Edwards Boyz to discreetly install a power plant you have allegedly borrowed from a winged vehicle found in Jeremy Clarkson’s front garden, capable of achieving Mach 2.
There had better be no perceptible visual tell tales that I have a different type of power plant fitted!!!

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Splitpin, thank goodness that was the abbreviated version of your caption

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Pesky, I thought you were getting me a DoubleMac, but what I find is that you have got the Edwards Boyz to discreetly install a power plant you have allegedly borrowed from a winged vehicle found in Jeremy Clarkson’s front garden, capable of achieving Mach 2.
There had better be no perceptible visual tell tales that I have a different type of power plant fitted!!!

Splitpin, not wishing to be rude, but are you in I.T. by any chance??

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[image]http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/kittens-cant-save.jpg[/image]

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What about,

  1. Lotus release the stage 3 exhaust system aimed at the Japanese custom car market.
  2. Venus fly trap lorry about to devour its next victim.
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More…

  1. Breaking News re gearstick recall: Chief designer releases technical statement regarding uprated gearstick…They won’t break this bugger!!!

  2. Who f$$$$$$ing fitted this oil filter!!!

  3. I know it has been resprayed recently but I can assure you that there is not 53 million quid in the back “Officer”!!!

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Breaking News re gearstick recall: Chief designer releases technical statement regarding uprated gearstick…They won’t break this bugger!!!

LOL!