Agony Aunt needed....

Dear www.exiges.com,

Even though I have sold my S1 Exige I can’t stop myself from logging in to www.exiges.com. I’ve tried joining other forums that more closely match my current stable but it seems I cannot prevent this from happening.

Do I have a problem or should I ignore it?

Please help as this is driving me mad…

Dear Mike

There is no cure for exigelessness. You’ll just have to come to terms with it.

However an annual trip to Anglesey, & regular counselling from Exigers at various VSCC meetings will provide a modicum of comfort.

Apart from that, buy another, & don’t tell Carol! :smiley:

[quote=Mr Pesky]Dear Mike

There is no cure for exigelessness. You’ll just have to come to terms with it.

However an annual trip to Anglesey, & regular counselling from Exigers at various VSCC meetings will provide a modicum of comfort.

Apart from that, buy another, & don’t tell Carol! :smiley:

[/quote]

If you need any help on that last one I’m ya man !!! :wink:

[quote=chrisexigegt][quote=Mr Pesky]Dear Mike

There is no cure for exigelessness. You’ll just have to come to terms with it.

However an annual trip to Anglesey, & regular counselling from Exigers at various VSCC meetings will provide a modicum of comfort.

Apart from that, buy another, & don’t tell Carol! :smiley:

[/quote]

If you need any help on that last one I’m ya man !!! :wink: [/quote]

Chris you have so got to hope your wife never meets any of us, we are crap at secrets and can’t keep a straight face :wink:

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
�relax,� said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

exiges.com=Hotel California :wink:

Ha, nice one Ben. Spot on! Damn those bloody Eagles.

Ignore it Mike, i never stopped posting during a 4 year 111R sabbatical.

[quote=Benja][quote=The83man]
Do I have a problem or should I ignore it?
[/quote]

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
�relax,� said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

exiges.com=Hotel California :wink: [/quote]


Mary had a little lamb
She threw it on a pylon
When the lamb came down
The wool had turned to nyl…Carbon Fibre baby :sunglasses:

You know you’d miss us Mike :smiley:

Jonny had a little car
He did not want a blower
With shorter gears and carbon tat
His lap times were still slower

:smiley:

Brummie had a little car
It had massive turbo
In it was a little knob
To give it muchos gogo

Ok I’ll stop now :wink:

Brilliant I love those :slight_smile:

hahaha

Snapper had a stripey car
And also lots of children
His latest mods have not been tested
Much to his frustration

Or

Snapper had a stripey car
And on it were white wheels
Unitl he went to Bedford circuit
And then he wanted steels

Should I be worried that this is the most popular thread I ever started…

No we’re just getting started.

Yeah thanks John, frustrated does not begin to describe it.

Benja had a little car
It’s wheel were painted white
But now they’re back to black again
So you lot can fxxx right off alright :wink:

Oh and coz I’m bored waiting in the Indian for my takeaway

Shorrocks had this little place
Where exigers took their toys
We all spend too much money there
Best hide that last invoice

Peter had a little car
He wanted brakes of carbon
He looked at pics on t’internet
And got a little hard on :wink:

OK, I’m so done now.

You win, too late to think of any more!! :smiley:

Pesky had a blue Exige,
then got the urge to mod’
could not decide which hue to do
so went for Dynorod!

:smiley: