Johnny 3 Stars

1 star = screaming bender with no more right to live on god’s clean earth than a weasel

I thought we banned those

I’m disappointed David, I was expecting some kind of S2 reference from you

Oi! Some bastard’s done me now

I’m disappointed David, I was expecting some kind of S2 reference from you

Nah… it’s not nice to mock the afflicted

Oi, WTF have my 5 stars gone? You bloody star burgler


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I’ve just pissed myself

Edited to add… never had a star in over 4 years

Here you go. You’ll be the only one here with five stars now

WooHoo

Wow, from Transexual to he-man in minutes

The Lord does move in mysterious ways

I’ve been giving away stars like there’s no tomorrow. Come on somebody, give me a rating. Pretty please

Don’t say I never do anything for you

A Square would do me
or maybe half a star

I’m not giving out any more until I’m up to at least 4 stars again

A Square would do me
or maybe half a star

There you go John, 5 stars automatic when you buy a car from me

Oh jeez - what have I started - it’s bloody ‘Star Wars’

Badum-tish!

Why am I now the only one with 3 stars? I had five until I waded in here to help. Perhaps I’ve offended somebody with the screaming bender comment

I’ve rated you a “5”.

woo hooo

best buy some more cars

Thanks Fiona. At least one person here cares

Rob, I haven’t bought a car off you yet, but I have bought several from Nick Whale’s. Go-on, giz a star.