Stop talking a load of carp
look at you lot, leave you alone for a few hours and you start a thread with no porpoise
what a load of pollocks
No grouper buy then Dave ???
Too much clown (fish) ing around me thinks 
List for all - should keep the thread going 
You won’t catch a bride, or anything, unless you use the white bait.
Look what I flounder
HAHAHAHAHA
I’m glad I kept you all amused last night!!
What’s a fishes favourite motoring programme?
Tope Gear
what are you lot angling about?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?�Fsh
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank
Noah started building several arks for various parts of the animal kingdom.
One was a split level job for all the fish.
A multi-storey carp ark
I caught a fish nodding off to sleep the other day
It was a Kipper
What do you call a fish that’s found religion?
A Monk Fish
Gav hasn’t replied for a while, he must be working on the winter project.
Painting the clams perhaps?
No, I’ve perched myself on the fence with this one for the minute. All just a bit too fishy for me…
Make sure you use a Chubb lock on the garage.
And cctv with fish eye lenses …
Oh, Happy Dace… (I wonder how long we can keep this up for?)
I’ll ask the trout.